The Blowfly has
been particularly bemused by the excitement about ‘dirt files’ this week.
Blowflies love
dirt files.
The surprise would
be that there was a politician who was not deserving of a dirt file.
For some strange
reason the notion that politicians are unlikely to have dirt files is part of
the illusion of politics.
Let’s take the PM
for starters.
She is an
unmarried woman living in sin. Besides her present partner Tim she has been in
a previous relationship with Craig Emerson, one of her Cabinet colleagues.
In addition during
her lawyer days it appears that she may have had other relationships.
You don’t get to
be PM by joining ballet classes and enrolling in home economics----especially
if you are acting for the Union movement.
Let’s take Tony
Abbott.
He was a
swash-buckling , young, aspiring Liberal at Sydney University who was learning
how to be a Liberal. You don’t become a Liberal by going to bible classes and
mixing with computer geeks.
And even take
Kevin Rudd. He is now doing a good act of trying to be a ‘goody two shoes’ and
going to church each Sunday but, as a public figure, his warts in due course
got into the public arena thanks to a wonderful essay by the journalist , David
Marr.
And even a goody
two shoes such as Andrew Wilkie was found to be vulnerable simply because of
something that was done at Duntroon yonks ago. He was involved somehow in
bastardisation.
But hell, its
Duntroon!
These guys and
gals are going to be in the front lines looking at bullets coming at them and having
their throats slit. You don’t need wimps in the armed forces.
Politicians,
unlike blowflies, are human beings!
They do things
that other human beings do.
The only question
is whether they do things that voters might take offence at.
And as we voters
allow our moral boundaries to move it becomes a little harder to offend us.
However if another
politician can stumble upon something that voters might take offence at then it
might allow a political advantage.
And we voters are
so damned gullible!
More than half of
us are inclined to believe the lies that Tony Abbott utters and be receptive to
the 3 word slogans that emanate from his lips.
If somehow, just
somehow, our politicians were perfect we might have politicians like the Rev. Fred
Nile.
And that would be
just as offensive to our parliamentary processes as the current crew. They
would be bombarding everyone about how we should live our lives, what we should
and should not read and whether we should believe in god etc.
That would be
hell! On earth!
Dirt files are
simply a necessary part of the balance between the political forces.
The major purpose
of dirt files is to allow the hypocrites to be revealed.
Now that is what
the really fun part of watching politics is all about.
So when Tony
Abbott creams the Government for creating dirt files we should fall out of
chairs laughing.
This guy is the
most shameless hypocrite that The Blowfly can recall.http://archiearchive.wordpress.com/2012/05/12/the-cracking-of-the-abbott-monolith/
His lies, his
misrepresentations and his misleading comments know no bounds.
But he is just
doing his job!
He is preparing
his Party-–and the Coalition—for government.
Tony is the
ball-runner. The one who takes the ball up to the other teams line of defence
and, just when has almost penetrated it, he slips a pass to a flashy,
side-stepping inside-centre who dances his way over the try-line.
And there is
another use for dirt files.
The dirt files are
of valuable use inside your own party.
When you most need
to nobble an aspiring colleague you pull out the dirt file and show it to him.
As they splutter indignant words of repudiation you tell him or her, that ,unless
they pull their heads in you will either leak it yourself or lend it to your
opponents.
That’s why Malcolm
Turnbull is sitting pat.
He knows that the
work is being done for him----mostly by his colleagues----who simply could not
bear to have Abbott lead them in forty directions at once --with his
weather-vane capacities to be populist at all costs.
What Australia
needs now is a strong, focused principled leader----not a Howard or an Abbott!
And the Liberals
know that!
And so do the
Nats!
Ain’t it
delicious?
A wonderful read to begin the week. Long may you leave maggots of commonsense in the minds of your readers. :)
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