Wednesday, April 04, 2012

Tim Mathieson, the PM's bloke : Crucified by Germaine Greer!

Many Australians will be feeling sorry for Anna Bligh this week after her blitzing by Campbell Newman .

But you wont be surprised to know that The Blowfly has reserved his sympathy for another dear soul.

Tim Mathieson! Julia Gillard’s partner. Her bloke!

Germaine Greer has set him up for a crucifixion.

On Q&A she strongly suggested that the PM’s bottom was big and the PM should change the style of her attire to make this feature of her anatomy more becoming.

Can you imagine Tim’s predicament?

Each morning, undoubtedly, after Tim has had a crack at her hair, the PM would don her attire for the day, parade it before him, and ask innocently: “Tim, does my bum look big in this?”

Prior to Germaine Greer’s inappropriate outburst every man knows the answer to that question.

Can you see where I am going with this?

Julia is just as likely to say: “I want you to tell the truth, Tim. I heard what Germaine said on Q&A. And I also heard what Tony Abbott said. Tell me the truth, Tim!”

Tim thinks. And he thinks again.

He knows he is dead meat!

Does anyone have any suggestions as to how Tim might best deal with this situation?

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