Sunday, March 06, 2011

What Julia is thinking on her way to see Barack Obama

In Blowfly-world 'shit happens' every day.

In fact the more 'shit happens', the better we blowflies thrive.

So last week The Blowfly was over-joyed to see all the shit flying in Parliament over the the carbon tax.

But The Blowfly was not so much concentrating on the shit but was more dealing with the prospects and excitement that he felt about the PM's trip forthcoming to the US.

Some of you may have noticed The Blowfly on the PM's left shoulder as she turned and waved before she entered the plane-----but most probably you were more enthralled at the fact that the 'first man' also gave a wave that you did not notice me.

But on the plane she soon took her shoes off, put her feet up and started relaxing.

Ever on the alert for her innermost thoughts The Blowfly tuned in carefully. This is what she was thinking.

"Boy am I glad to get away from that chaos.........that tosser Abbott is certainly rubbing it in...........what a hypocrite that little Catholic jerk is?..........he wears budgie-smugglers and expects us not to look.........and John Howard told the electorate that he was 'never, ever,ever' going to introduce a GST and look what he did.........and that was the biggest tax of all on everything that we have seen in out lifetime......... I just changed my mind like Howard did when he saw the light.........God,I thought that to change one's mind was a lady's prerogative?.............doesn't the Liberal Party know that there is a tremendous opportunity for Australia in this climate change area if we can just mobilise the populace........more jobs, more business overseas...................... the launching of the new MySchools website was a brilliant tactic...........heh!heh!..........boy it was almost too much for those tossers to cope with.............they had to march that darling boy Christopher Pyne out to cope with it all...........God being a redhead is fun!.............and I'm looking forward to chatting with Barack again.........he's such a dish............and God I do need to brush up on my foreign policy stuff and try to get an edge on Kevin---------he will be absolutely shitting himself about me being alone with Barack and Hilary.............God its fun being a redhead!......and also its good looking at the big picture every now and again.............I remember that quote about George Wallace.......I might be able to warm Barack up with it....."I've read about foreign policy and studied-------I know the number of continents" said George..........the best way to deal with men anyway is to look stupid and have them tell you their secrets...........and anyway I've read all the Wikileaks and I know what they're thinking.....................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

At that point Tim looks over lovingly and wonders why she is smiling as she is snoozing.

The words of Winston Churchill for some reason come into The Blowfly's head: "With friends like the Americans, who needs enemies?".

The Blowfly hopes she knows what she is in for in "the good'ole US of A".

Poor dear! Red hair wont help over there!

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