Sometimes The Blowfly likes to keep his
minute brain active.
An opportunity presented itself during the
week to do just this.
A journalist was waxing lyrical in some
tome or other about the perennial question of Kevin Rudd and his leadership
aspirations and intentions.
The journalist posed the question: If Kevin
Rudd is the answer, what is the question?
It caught The Blowfly’s eye and stimulated
a brain cell.
In order to distract himself from the
misleading statements and lies of Tony Abbott, the superciliousness of George
Brandis , the light-weight and often-repeated clichés of Joe Hockey, the
piercing shrill of Eric Abetz, the repeated propaganda of Greg Hunt and the
totally annoying demeanor of Christopher Pyne yours truly turned his brain cell
to this task.
It turns out there are many, many questions
for which “Rudd” is the answer.
Here are just a few.
1.Which politician would we have to
re-elect to ensure that the painful term “Gotta zip” becomes enshrined in the
Australian vernacular?
2.Which politician would we need to see
returned to power to ensure that Therese Rein becomes the most tolerant, long-suffering
heroine-political wife of all time?
3.Which elected ALP member of the House of
Representatives , upon assuming the mantle of Prime Minister again, could we safely
predict would pay lip-service to the institution of the Cabinet as a governance
body and when an excuse arose would again jettison it?
4. Which former Leader of the ALP might
lose his seat at the next election if the Government is defeated?
5. Which Federal Labor MP is rumored to
have undermined Julia Gillard during the last election thus ensuring that the
ALP were forced into a hung Parliament and had to do a deal with the Greens and
Independents to achieve office?
6. Which ALP former leader, if re-elected
by the Party to lead them would ensure the resignation from senior positions of
Swan, Conroy, Roxon, Gillard and Tony Burke and ensure that the Party entered a
new realm of vitriolic, revengeful infighting?
7.Which former PM has Mark Latham described
as ‘a foul-mouthed, ill-tempered egotist’?
8. Which so-called Christian ALP member of
the Federal Parliament caused the administration of the Federal Government to
become so dysfunctional that his colleagues successfully removed him?
9. Which former PM made a promise to
support a state premier, Morris Iemma, in regards to privatization of the power
generation industry in that state and then left him to rot?
10. Which Federal Labor MP has no factional
base in the party room?
11. Which former leader of the Federal ALP
has a leaked YouTube video doing the rounds that demonstrates his bad temper
and petulance and would be a perfect election campaign TV advertisement for the
Coalition to attack his reputation?
12. Which Federal MP would David Koch of
Channel 7 most like to be re-elected as PM?
13. Which former MP of the ALP , if his
Party elected him again would ensure the antipathy of the public servants who
he pulled from their beds at unearthly hours and kept them waiting while he
pontificated with others in meetings about his high level of knowledge on every
topic imaginable?
14. Which Federal MP forced his
Communications Minister to travel with him on his jet as the only time available to
discuss a proposal for a national infrastructure project that has the potential
to leap-frog this country out of its productivity dip?
15. Which former PM ,if entrusted with that
role again, would be most at odds with Ronald Reagan’s famous delegation style
and would be totally bemused by Reagan’s view that “hard work never killed
anybody but, hell, why take the risk?”
16. Which of the following famous
Queenslanders has been mooted as having aspirations to lead the ALP : Bob
Katter, Kevin Rudd, Barnaby Joyce, Peter Slipper, Campbell Newman, Mal
Brough, Clive Palmer, Grant Kenny?
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The Blowfly found it wasn’t that difficult
to come up with these questions and he believes he has just touched the tip of
the iceberg.
He does wonder why more journalists have
not asked these questions because, if they did, The Blowfly believes much of
the anticipation about Rudd’s return would evaporate.
The Blowfly recalls the words of Andrew
Peacock: “Politics is a bit like a revolving door and you’ve got to make sure
you’re in it.”
Except you Kevvie! Except you!
Gotta zip!
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