Monday, January 24, 2011

Tony Abbott's predictable response to the rebuilding of Queensland

The Blowfly had big plans this week but they went astray.

I had planned to do a channelling session from Tony Abbott's shoulder because I was keen to see how he was thinking about the 'flood crisis'.

I did find him sitting in his office playing with his new iPhone. He was looking at it with great interest. As I looked over his shoulder I found that he was looking at 'the' photo if Nick Riewoldt that had been circulated on the internet. Initially Tony's thought process was along these lines:

"Good lord! What a man! Very impressive! Big for a footballer!Especially an AFL player. I'll need to stuff something down the front of my 'budgie-smugglers' to compete with that beast."

And then his thoughts turned to the flood crisis.

He started off with a minor lustful thought about Julia Gillard but was soon able to replace it with an image of his here , John Howard.

He recalled the response of the Howard Government to the Port Arthur massacre----a special levy to fund a gun buyback!And he recalled the popularity of that move!

Then he pondered his own response to Julia Gillard's floating of a special levy to fund the rebuilding of Queensland and Victoria after the floods.

The thought "big new tax" came into his head.

And then it happened!

Something must've happened in his Catholic brain.Some sort of programming error or something!

The same thought was locked into a little feedback loop that he could not stop.

"
Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!Big new tax!......................." and so on!

It was too damned irritating for The Blowfly.

The Blowfly left the shoulder of our illustrious Opposition leader with fear in his germy little heart for the sanity and capacity of tony's brain. By this time Tony's eyes were going in both directions and a little 'Liberal-steam' was coming from his ears.His ears were also flapping. You can just picture it cant you?

The Blowfly decided he would find a more congenial shoulder to land on.

"Anna Bligh seems like an interesting sheila", he thinks to himself, "I wonder what her perfume is like? Probably a blend of XXXX and pineapple! I wonder where she is now?"

"And if I can't find her I s'pose I can resort to the intellectual shoulder of one Malcolm Turnbull. I wonder what he is plotting these days?"



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